Cats and Plants
Plants and Cats
and a volcano
Khmlwugh
other girls: respectable hut at the edge of the village, uncursing wells, turning into a black cat to steal into a tyrant’s bedchambers and assassinate him in his sleep
me: no familiar, crushing my herbs with a rock i picked up outside, trying to make casual conversation with crows but they keep predicting my death instead
me bitch
this is the best comic con i haven’t been to
WHY AREN’T WE THERE
BECAUSE LIFE ISN’T FAIR
it doESN’T EVEN REALLY TRY
I want to go to comic con so motherfucking bad you don’t even KNOW
MOTHERFUCKER I DO KNOW
Anonymous asked:
*plants a vegetable garden*
imagine an aesthetic con
vaporwave blasting all throughout the hotel. everyone cosplaying or carrying around roman statues. many pastels. potted plants literally everywhere. windows 95. macintosh. everyone is taking pictures of the pool
i’m a good person i deserve to be at comic con
I want Terry Crews and Vin Diesel to do a buddy cop movie where they are both secret nerds but they don’t want the other to know. Like Vin Diesel plays D & D on weekends and Terry likes to create epic crossover fan art. Somehow they have to work undercover at Comic Con and for what ever reason I need Daniel Radcliffe to be the villain.
I’d like to add: not a character played by Dan Radcliffe. Dan Radcliffe, appearing as himself.
